Cookies That Make Your Boobs Grow

"If you’re looking for an alternative to breast implants, there is a new option on the horizon. If you eat two F-Cup cookies per day, your breasts will supposedly grow bigger to an F-cup. Each cookie contains 50mg of a “miracle” breast enhacing herb called Pueraria Mirifica. The manufactuer doesn’t know how many cookies you’ll have to eat until you see results, but assures consumers that the cookies will expand your breasts. (Source: Dollymix)"

Boza: Beer That Grows Your Breasts

A Bulgarian beer by the name of Boza is rumored to increase breast size. It has become a popular gift for men to give their significant others. Boza is a millet ale made from fermented wheat flour and yeast and it is being snapped up by ar owners, shopkeepers and shoppers across Europe. Constantin Barbu crossed the Danube from Romania to buy Boza in the Bulgarian border town of Ruse. He said: “I’ve bought a case for my wife to try out. I really hope I see an improvement.” (Source: Plasticized and Ananova)

Interesting man. Should i go try them?


Guiness World Record For Largest Breast Implants Is Held By..
The Guiness World Record for largest augmented breasts is held by model, stripper, and adult film star Maxi Mounds, whose measurements are 42M-26-36 and whose breasts weight 20 pounds each. Maxi Mounds has an under breast measurement of 36 inches (91.44 cm) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 60.5 in (153.67 cm). Maxi’s breasts were augmented with string breast implants (polypropylene breast implants), which are implants that continue to grow after being implanted in the patient. Typically used by women who want to grow their breasts to a monstrous size, the implants are made of polypropylene which is a synthetic material that expands upon absorbing fluid in the body. String breast implants are typically used only by women in the adult industry and are not FDA approved and not available in the United States.











hmm... wonder how does she carry them around?
Btw, it's amazing how she manage to exercise n maintain
her figure with these bulky thingsy in front?
Wonder if she gets back aches...

Life always perks you up with SURPRISES when you feel the most down.

I just felt its effect today.

I was feeling downtrodden, tired and bogged down by all the emotion and physical burden when I was returning home.

After finishing dinner and watching XIN GUANG DA DAO, I went online to check on my email and surf the Internet and stuff, then suddenly out pop a random thingy that became e trigger for a chain of unpredictable events.

Somebody added me on msn and friendster and ASKED ME ON A DATE when I dunt even know him.

Then came a lie:

Conver on msn:
(imaginary)Lie no.1:
Q: Whats your name?
A: I had the urge to call myself Jane or Mary. But dint.

Lie no.2:
Q: Whr do you stay?
A: I stay in Buona Vista.

Lie no. 3:
Q:What's your number?
A: I'll msg you soon. ( Am I?)

I asked him: do you know who m i?
Reply: ya wanting.
Q: You know how I look like?
Reply: Ya
Q: whr you find me?
A: Friendster.

I bet after our first date(if there's gonna be one), he'll not contact me anymore.

Smiles.

Hope this means that my life's getting BETTER!

May everybody in the WORLD be happy!( I know it's hard. But at least a day can? God pls? Pretty pls? Then when that day comes I'll be the Happiest person on Earth.)

Oh yeah. Pls make my brother happy too. He haven seem to get over the breakup yet. :-)

You are my strength, my inspiration
and my guiding light.
You taught me what love is,
Showed me how to love and care for the ones we loved
Unconditional giving unconditional caring
Unreciprocated sacrifices
You're my Hero, my Superman.

You picked me up when Im down
You made me laugh and brightened my day
You made me feel like the richest person in the world
You never abandoned me, never left me,
never stopped believing in me.
Your faith in me never waivered
despite the countless times I failed you.
You're my Hero, my only Superman.

You're the reason why I still believe that Great people
still exist when the world just seems so complicated and self-indulgent
You're the reason why my world is still bright
despite the lingering shadows.
You're the reason why I still believe in love
You're the reason why Im here where I am now
You're the Greatest Hero alive, my only Superman.

So,
even when you disappoint me,
let yourself down
started changing into someone I don't know
I will still believe in you
-believe that the Great person once I saw in you
Is always there and will always be there.
And I know that you changed
only because you are mislead
You got hurt and bruised very badly once
That you probably lost your faith in one true love and faithfulness.
I can feel your hurt and I'll try to share some of it
To lighten the pain
I know I can't heal your wounds
but that doesn't mean I'll stop trying
'cos you're the Greatest Hero, my one and only Superman.

You've helped me so much
And has always been my pillar of strength
Now, you hide your hurt and anguish
behind those smiling eyes
Not wanting to add anxiety and worries to those who care for you
Just wanna let you know.
sometimes it's okay to stop being a superman
and bare your vulnerabilities
and share your burden.
And I'll always be there
if you need me.
I'll never leave you
'cos you're the one I love and treasure most in the world.
You are the Greatest hero alive, my one and only Superman, eternally.

I know you don't believe in God
I rmb you once told me that everyone has their very own guardian angel
So I gonna pray and ask my Guardian Angel
to bless you and heal you and make you real happy.

Dear Guardian Angel, please take away his pain and
frustrations and put him back on the right path.
Bring him back.
That's all I ask for.
'cos the rest ain't matter so much anymore.

Now, I'm crossing my fingers that you heard me, dear angel.

Kampateneh,
the Greatest Hero alive, my one and only Superman,
eternally, always in my heart.

I will always love you
no matter who you become.=0)
Take care!

Okay. Somebody complained that e pics were LAME. I shall not mention that the person's name is TURTLE to protect her identity. Her name is not TURTLE. Hee. Anyway I find this Jap movie very meaningful and sentimental. SO whoever got so bored with Chinese New Year holidays( esp getting together with relatives who can't tell whether you are older or your brother, who is 8 YEARS OLDER, is older. Man...) this is a GREAT way to spend your time. It's called HEAVEN'S BOOKSTORE btw. Tengoku no honya in jap. =) enjoy. Btw, both the male and female leads are DAMN goodlooking! Esp the female lead! Okok. Stop being superficial.